Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we care.

What does an 80-year old woman have between her tits that an 18-year old doesn’t?
Her bellybutton.

What do you call the useless flesh which surrounds a vagina?
A woman.

What has 80 balls and fucks little old ladies?
Bingo.

How come men don’t trust women?
How can you trust someone who bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.